A Kevin is a one-of-a-kind individual. Funny and relaxed, they can bring a sense of calm to an infuriating session. They often enjoy long workout sessions where they watch the other person do all of the work and even take great pleasure in the physical torture of the person doing the workout. Kevins understand that this fact is rarely missed by the person doing the working out, and Kevins tolerate items being thrown at them in protest, they are very giving like that.
Kevins are witty and fun, often providing the best banter and comebacks, can keep you laughing forever!! Kevins also enjoy it when people are stuck in the classroom and unable to leave with long drives home: Kevins can provide plenty of jokes and heat to any situation.
Kevins are PROS when it comes to handling stubborn, willful people! Rarely surprised and unmoved by any display of obstinance (probably because he enjoys tormenting so much), you can trust your stubbornness to a Kevin, guaranteed!
Despite a head-turning ability, Kevins always remain humble. Always imitated, never duplicated...never miss an opportunity to get to know a Kevin.
Kevins are witty and fun, often providing the best banter and comebacks, can keep you laughing forever!! Kevins also enjoy it when people are stuck in the classroom and unable to leave with long drives home: Kevins can provide plenty of jokes and heat to any situation.
Kevins are PROS when it comes to handling stubborn, willful people! Rarely surprised and unmoved by any display of obstinance (probably because he enjoys tormenting so much), you can trust your stubbornness to a Kevin, guaranteed!
Despite a head-turning ability, Kevins always remain humble. Always imitated, never duplicated...never miss an opportunity to get to know a Kevin.
Look at that amazing Kevin!
by what is a ? May 25, 2022

A really popular freshman (at this time) at school who could drop a pencil and suddenly there’s a religion based on it.
by Moonwolfstar February 18, 2018

1: Bro I sucked off some random homeless person for 20 bucks.
2: That's something Kevin would do
1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin
2: That's something Kevin would do
1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin
by Cuntacuss June 11, 2022

lying, toxic, cheating, manipulating little boy who is immature and acts younger than their age. Seeks attention from everyone due to them being insecure ; Don’t want to be alone
by anonymous April 18, 2024

young guy that can be extremely HOT 🥵 at moments but also CUTEEE to a point where you just wanna hug him basically if you find him attractive 10/10 your hot aswell ;) ....
by gianna16735 September 16, 2021

by Kevinquig1234 December 5, 2023

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.
Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.
I Kevin Baconed it.
I Kevin Baconed it.
by Startdust April 21, 2023
