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JORDAN HAS FAT DICK
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Jordan

Jordan is an amazing guy. He is funny, understanding, aggressive, unforgettable. loyal, etc. Jordan might seem a little standoffish, He might Lie sometimes but once you get to know him you will see he is a kind and loving person who is very funny and just wants to be there for you.He's had a rough past, lost loved ones, and gone through things a teenage boy should never have to experience. His fidelity might be swayed at times, but he knows when he's done wrong, and he'll make it right.
hey jordan can I see you today?

Sure what time?
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Jordan

The most sexiest man alive, doesn’t give a fuck about what others say and does his own shit. Jordan’s are usually british fucks that accept ‘NO BALLS’ challenges. Another name for Jordan is Jessica, usually when Jordan fucks himself over for 1k.
Jordan is a bitch, jk ily
by ZeroVeles May 14, 2018
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Jordan

The one that got away. She is the one person you can get comfortable with right away. Though quiet, she tends to make an impression. With her sweet smile, captivating eyes and distinguished voice, she’s hard to forget. Her is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and a look that could killl. She is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of her, yet hasn't the slightest idea of her impact or worth. She often looks down on herself and thinks no one would bother thinking about her, yet she's always on your mind. She sometimes feels like her life is of little value, but those who know her only wish he knew how much she truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface her thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. She is a genuine soul who you'll never want to say goodbye to. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting her go.
“Have you met Jordan?”

Yeah her name is Jordan, right?”
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Jordan Williams

likes the seahawks, fortnite, and austin
by st jacobi January 17, 2020
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Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...
A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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I won't let it happen Jordan

You are the reason Chris Benoit killed his whole family. This is EXACTLY why that happened. Not directly.... Well... MAYBE directly but, at the very least, peripherally.
Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2024
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