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Use my code

Sentence that every instagram girl uses to promote stuff that they don't even use.
Use my code glamgirlxo to get 20 % off!
by YJAY March 14, 2017
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My Son

a very attractive young male located near scizzor sisters. Also known as pussy magnet. Very attractive
Paul 1:”My son’s a brilliant player on and off the pitch.

Paul 2:”And the girls are absolutely lovely and boss”
by Wickedson01 April 28, 2022
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Hold my fingers

Similar to “I’ll hold my tongue.” But if you are texting you hold your fingers back from saying something you probably shouldn’t.
Person: “I think it’s funny to say I’m dumping my balls.”

Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”
by Itsyouwhome January 24, 2021
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oh my gyat

Something that someone says when they are extremely surprised at how big someone’s ass is, usually admiring it.
Oh my gyat! That’s a sigma skibidi toilet!”
by OhioRizzlerTheThird June 16, 2024
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Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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BALLS MY FUCKED

relax take a deep breath. NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP BALLS MY FUCKEDN U80WREY
by UNCLE BOY NI84Y053265 April 21, 2021
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My dad

a rare phenomenon that happens once every 15 years and only happens when you win the lottery
by me the 2.0 February 6, 2022
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