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Paul 1:”My son’s a brilliant player on and off the pitch.
Paul 2:”And the girls are absolutely lovely and boss”
Paul 2:”And the girls are absolutely lovely and boss”
by Wickedson01 April 28, 2022
Get the My Son mug.Similar to “I’ll hold my tongue.” But if you are texting you hold your fingers back from saying something you probably shouldn’t.
Person: “I think it’s funny to say I’m dumping my balls.”
Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”
Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”
by Itsyouwhome January 24, 2021
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by OhioRizzlerTheThird June 16, 2024
Get the oh my gyat mug.When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
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