burnt my wiener

Messed me up

Alternately: I burnt my wiener, meaning I messed up

“Dude, you totally burnt my wiener in Fortnite earlier”

by gggMer11 June 21, 2025

you my ball

A slang term meaning “you’re my girl” or “you’re mine.” It’s based on basketball lingo—when you’ve got the ball, it’s yours. In the same way, calling someone “my ball” means they’re with you. If you lose the ball, someone else might have it now, and that person isn’t yours anymore.

“She was my ball, but I fumbled. Now he got the ball.”
“You know you my ball, right? I’m not letting nobody else take you.”

by anonymous May 29, 2025

Suk My Shead

A saying used when someone is being a complete fagggot, and he needs to go back to the 90's. Meaning (Suck my cornerback for the Seattle Seahawks)

Noah Safian, suk my shead brah

by NOAHISGAY June 1, 2014

lego my ego

To pour hot lego plastic/wax down the urethra. Normally used in BDSM practices.

"You wanna do some lego my ego later, my nephew just got a set and has some extras!"

by YourFavoriteSock! January 3, 2020

My future is so bleak

I need night vision goggles. *cry*

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

wheres my phone conversation

When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.

I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.

by anonymous June 29, 2021

Lick my fat juicy but sack

When s fat dirty cunt likes your throbbing purple but sack

Hey bich lick my fat juicy but sack

by Ryanhatesyou😁 September 19, 2020