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Beat my Shen

To build something up for a massive explosion
Fucken...Beat my Shen with Tar Blades
by Brondips September 24, 2024
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i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"
person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter
by cosmnik July 1, 2021
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Dumping my credit

When someone stops making all payments to creditors at once. Credit cards, medical bills, car payments etc. Basically only paying rent and utilities.
Hey how much are your medical bills? Weren't you working on getting your credit score up? Nah bro, I'm dumping my credit
by Groom of the stool January 12, 2022
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My Mom

a scientific term for the best joke in the world.

Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables

people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.
Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM

What is the best joke?

well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist
by funnyest joke January 4, 2023
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my bizzel

Yo, Katherine is my bizzel
by DizzyLizzy March 22, 2007
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My feelings

It DID hurt them you bald bitch. Your genetic inferiority is visible at a glance!
Hym "I mean give me a break! He looks like 'Kitten' from that reality show where Tristan Tate kicks him off the island! Seriously! Did you see him without the make-up!? That's what he looks like! It hurt my feelings. Defies reason. Is an affront to God... AND Satan!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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beat my meat casandra

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN
by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019
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