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Ass Tax

When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.
“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”

“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”

“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021
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You ol bamma ass nigga

A term St Louis used to use them DC and DMV stole it and claimed it as there's
by Onelovee1998 June 1, 2023
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Dick you in the ass

Dick you in the ass mean you believe something that someone else thinks is false or non try
by TJ06Brown December 20, 2020
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whoop da ass

slapping, kicking , and bet that ass but not in that good way basically fighting. Also known as i just beat da ass
bitch that's why yo momma left you ass dirty slut

oh hecky nah imma whoop da ass
by baby.nyaaa September 15, 2016
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Stomach is in my ass

When someone ate something that their stomach doesn't agree with, this causes pain and more likely than not, a very violent shit follows in suit. Usually diarrhea
I've been eating dairy all day, and now my stomach is in my ass.
by officiallymobbs November 1, 2022
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Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water
“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday
“Lmao rip you”
by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018
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Try sticking your head up your ass

One of the greatest insults in cinema history; Insult used by Scarface when he’s about to be chsinsawed.
Scarface: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.
by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023
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