Poop muffin

A way to describe someone who is good but also bad, or just having extremely good luck.

Oh look at him he’s so lucky what a poop muffin

by Yes it was January 18, 2021

poop cream

It's where the guy sticks his hand in the woman's ass and grabs some poop and then rubs it on his dick and shoves it back in the girls ass or pussy

Will you poop cream me tonight ?

by Prism Break May 14, 2016

Poop and drag

To fart in one place and drag the putride smell with you to another.

Marcel, did you have to to poop and drag into the truck after lunch?

Mike, your a walking asshole as it is. Did you have to poop and drag it into the room?

by Chacharillo February 11, 2017

poop fan

A bathroom fan, that is commonly turned on when pooping to try to get rid of the smell.

"Aw shit, the poop fans on. She's gonna take a minute."

by SonicTheHedgehog420 October 7, 2016

souvenir poop

Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.

Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.

by SheridanFTW June 29, 2017

Poop Mitts

one that does not wash his hands after restroom privileges, and puts those contaminated hands on everything in the office.

Dude, I wouldn't eat the salsa, Poop Mitts has been in there.

by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009

Poop Douche

A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.

"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."

by Poopdouchebish July 2, 2019