Laughing Boner

1. Medical phenomenon that occurs when a funny story ends in something sexual, illiciting a laugh and a boner.

2. Medical phenomenon that occurs when you are in a tickle fight with an attractive person.
1: Girl - "So, the bee flew down my blouse and I panicked, so I threw my shirt off, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a bra!"

Boy - "Haha... uh-oh... laughing boner"
by Speakerfish November 21, 2008
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Wish Boner

1.) When You score some fine ass bitch and/or bitches and for some god forsaken reason you have some fucked up homosexual vision that prevents you from getting an errection, Leaving you soft when you need wood the most. There fore you wish you had a boner

2.) You Get lucky with 2 bimbos and you can't fuck them both at the same time. You wish for a second boner.

3.) you have two chicks mauling eachother over who gets to hop on ya junk. They both grab your wang and pull in seprate diretions, as you would a wish bone. Who ever gets more wins. You want to avoid this at all costs so keep the bitches in check!
1.)

Some desperate punk: "Dude, Last night I was about to fuck some fine ass bitches and then somethin gay snuck into my mind and I just couldn't get wood. I wish I could've so bad though"

Friend: "Shit motha fucka! you had a Wish Boner!"

2.)

Some freak: "Dude I scored some hott ass poon last night but I wanted to hit em both at the same time. I mean both these bitches had onion butt! I really with I had double junk sometimes!"

Insightful friend: "Awe Bro you had a Wish Boner! Don't we all though?"

3.)

Guy who just got back from the ER: "Shit foo, These dumb kink hoes were fightin over my wang and split my shit like a fuckin Wish Bone!"

Guys Friend: "Shit Mang! Those bitches gave you a Wish Boner! I got one last week!"
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Boner Blaster

An insult. Synonymous with any homosexual slur.

Used to describe someone who aggressively beats or rides dicks, other than their own.

Also, "boner blasting" is used as an insult, along with something else. I.e. "Boner blasting fag".
"You made me spill my drink, you boner blaster!"
by Ole' Lefty March 11, 2010
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Papa Boner

1. (noun) The father of the whale from Herman Melville's classic "Moby Dick".
2. (verb) The act of obtaining an erect penis (boner).
1. Papa Boner is Moby Dick's father.
2. When Susie sits on my lap I papa boner.
by Delmar Klass December 18, 2003
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Lady boner

Like a penis the vagina can get longer when turned on. When a women is sexally aroused she might physically feel her vagina lengthen. This is so a longer penis can fit. The vagina is normally 3-4 inches long but can lengthen up to 200% when aroused.
When i was sexting my boy/girlfriend i got a raging lady boner
by Aries_igftpower March 21, 2015
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Lady Boner

when a female gets excited and wet cus of a fine ass nigga
tanya: OHH SHIT HES FINE AS FUCKKK ,LADY BONERRR

brianna: OOO SEXY ASS NIGGA
by tgyolo July 10, 2014
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Brain Boner

Sexual arousal that comes from enjoying someone else intelligence.
Guy1: Have you seen that girl? She is incredibly intelligent.
Guy2: Yeah, I would go over an horde of blood thirsty aliens to have her. I have an incredible Brain Boner.

Girl1: I can' t belive the way he explained Heisenber uncertainty principle.
Girl2: Yeah, he gave me a Brain Boner since the start of the class.
by Dolapevich January 17, 2014
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