first step-cousin-uncle

1. The son of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepson of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The son of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Ur uncle is actual a bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun combined together in a shitfest

Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*

by Heyo im a guyo May 12, 2018

Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac

An insult worse than any other insult. Far worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian. If said to u, u die.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*

by Nick Dimeson June 2, 2018

Uncle

The one in the family who touches you at night while you're sleeping.

Uncle: little Johny most be sleep time to party.

by McDuggar February 24, 2022

Second uncle

Male cousin of mom or dad

Me and my second uncle are closer than my uncles

by 459395 April 10, 2023

dirty uncle jay

A legendary giant ten by ten barrel of sloppy donkey cocks that tells other people to live in other countries while simultaneously guzzling the cum from his cousins and ramming his dick into beavers fanooter while waving his shot gun around screaming america great again daddy trump

Wow I didn't know you minimized the struggle of african americans because your a racist your such a dirty uncle jay.

by Penis envy 93 July 4, 2020

sesqui-first cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019