suck my dick

What you say to somone when you want them to give you a felacio a.k.a blowjob

Suck my dick, you cocksucking piece of shit!

by Vivec May 7, 2004

Suck My Ass

A WAY OVERUSED INTERNET MEME WHICH REALLY NEEDS TO STOP REALLY

Henri: ugh I've got homework to do tonight...

Benji: lol suck my ass

Henri: You have to shut the fuck up Benji please I will not hesitate to take your head in my thighs and crush it like a fucking watermelon stop it i'm so done with your shit you fucking dickbutt.

Benji: ... suck my ass

by satmeapnhdaanie October 25, 2014

Sucks Rat Balls

Means something sucks massively.

Man, studying for Finals sucks rat balls!

by Morden June 18, 2008

suck deez nuts

suck my balls

suck deez nuts

by Captain_Kman February 10, 2022

suck a nigga dick

yahhhh

suck a nigga dick oooha

by anonymous December 2, 2020

cock sucking bastard

cock sucking bastard.Adj.-Often refered to as cock sucking bastard by their mate or fucking companion when dissappointed. Verb-A homosexual who is literally sucking a cock and has no father figure.

Ki-Ki: My boy friend went and threw his saggie nuts arond on some skanky slut.
Ki-KI's Mom: Honey thats what we call a cock sucking bastard!

by Nicole September 19, 2003

Suck my dick

A very straightforward phrase describing a feeling of apathy and denial towards another person's thoughts or ideas. Although mostly used to express one's lack of care for some sort of argument, it occasionally is a literal command. In addition, it is one of the worst possible comebacks in the English language.

Example 1:

Gay Person: "Yo, I got 'x=3' for question 5."

Normal Person: "Dude, that's wrong. It equals 2."

Gay Person: "Suck my dick."

Normal Person: "I would rather not."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey, wanna suck my dick?"

Person 2: "...Jennifer, I think we should break up now."

by Sack of Nuts March 4, 2011