Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.

Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.

by TacoDaav August 31, 2022

Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts

What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

Uncle Jeffery

When you wear your uncles pants and slip a slim Jim into a desired hole and swirl it around and then make your partner eat while calling you uncle.

I asked my partner to get me a slim Jim because I needed a snack and he offered me an Uncle Jeffery.

by Susansloveforum April 6, 2025

Uncle Mihow

The biggest sexer of the small childrens. If you are under 18 he is probably inside of your anus right now. He is also credited by Guinness world records as having the grandest DONG.

You-Oh shit Uncle Mihow please NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Mihow-raiputaimu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CenkUygur6969 May 21, 2019

uncle kemilio

FRIGGIN IDIOT!!!!


candy ketchup

uncle kemilio: im a FRIGGIN IDIOT!!!

down with mexicans

by liambitchtits March 17, 2005

uncle-by-marriage

Pibling's husband.

My uncle-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023