Jenny Two Stare

When you check out a guy while he's walking towards you and then after he passes you turn around and check him out again. It has to be very obvious that you checked him out too.

Did you really just give him the Jenny Two Stare??

by emichgirl January 2, 2010

Number Two Truck

When someone is on there way to the restroom to defecate, they are said to be on the "number two truck."

Person A: Where did Johnny go?
Person B: Don't worry, he's on the number two truck. He'll be back in a few.

by Maggie L. January 14, 2008

gem and two quarts

absolutely amazing individual or article thing. no question beyond a shadow of a doubt, the impressiveness of this certain specimen.

"this picture is a gem and two quarts!!"

"you're a gem, a gem and two quarts!"

by MandyBoj January 8, 2009

Two miles away

That's how far away Beccy the hot single mum is, and she wants you.

BECCY (HOT, SINGLE, HORNY) IS TWO MILES AWAY? CLICK HERE TO KNOW MORE

by TeddyTheMalewife June 12, 2022

two-horned unicorn

During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.

She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.

by Coach and Bingo December 17, 2009

two loop scoop

two loop scope - make two loops to destract them with ur left hand and then give them a good slober knocker with ur right hand wrks every time

"hey man fuck off" thats when the two loop scoop comes in and just give them a good slober knocker but make sure to desrtact them first

by herald marshall JR. September 7, 2011

Two Four

Tight cliq/crew. Similar to WU Tang

You on Two Four? Hell naw them niggaz is tight I aint cool enough.

by Method Man June 25, 2003