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Two miles away

That's how far away Beccy the hot single mum is, and she wants you.

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A show about gay pirates. It is very good but not historically accurate.

All of the main characters have at least one homoerotic scene.

Person 1: Yo, have you seen Our Flag Means Death yet?
Person 2: No, sounds really sad.
Person 1: You'd be surprised, but you're not actually wrong.

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