taco molester

A straight (non-gay) man or boy, or one who has sex with women. Derogatory.

What if your boy was a taco molester? Would you still talk to him?

by ezx December 14, 2005

Taco Breath

1) When you eat Taco Bell and then you make out with someone else who also has recently eaten Taco Bell.

2) The nickname of someone who has Taco Breath regularly

Mallory: I can't makeout with you.... I have taco breath
Dan: It's ok, I have taco breath too!

*initiate makeout session*

by Tomcat Tommy August 31, 2010

Taco Jack

When a man gets a hand job from someone who is missing their thumbs

Well, I see you've lost your thumb. Is there anyway a brother could get a lil Taco Jack.

by VelociPhiloso January 12, 2021

taco balls

Taco balls is best described as a male version of the camel toe. It usually occurs on men who love 80's rock, have long hair, and wear tight jeans.

Dude, someone should have told you this 30 yeas ago, but you need to turn down the 80s; you got a serious case of taco balls going on.

by btotheb1 August 30, 2012

taco bleezy

The name potheads gave taco bell when they were super high.

Dude lets hit up some taco bleezy, I'm munchin.

by bghfoshow November 24, 2011

Tijuana Taco

When during sexual intercourse a man takes lettuce, shredded cheese, and taco sauce, and then covers the woman's vagina in said ingredients. The man then proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the woman whilst eating the additional ingredients.

Joey-so what did you end up doing with sarah last night?

Ian-well she likes new things so i gave her the ole Tijuana Taco.

by babysodomizer February 18, 2008

Binghamton Taco

When a man has sex with a woman, cums in her vagina, then a second man scrapes out the cum and eats it.

I can't believe Nick and Jeff did the Binghamton Taco to the Horse Chick!

by Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh October 22, 2010