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Ham Blamwich

When you blam into someone else's ham sandwich.
Dude why did you give me a Ham Blamwich?
by Gibbyme December 31, 2018
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goin ham

when some fucker has gone off their chops, or their is repetitively something gangshit happening.
wow, he's goin ham
her hairs gonin ham
by riverkatedick November 14, 2019
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july ham

Watermelon… The centerpiece meal of every hood bbq
Yo yo, lemme get a piece of that July ham, it’s hot as fuck out here
by PuffyRI June 19, 2022
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Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo

When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
by Grindo July 21, 2023
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double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks
when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute
by bullet88 October 10, 2008
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Ham Split

When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.
Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.
by Dick Thieman April 14, 2016
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HAM Rub

A "HAM Rub" is a more accurate definition for a "Blow Job." Describes fellatio as "Hand And Mouth" rubbing... as there is (generally) no real "blowing" involved.
My husband was hard all day, after I promised him a HAM Rub for our anniversary celebration.
by jillydoo October 9, 2014
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