Double Dutch

When the same text message from two minutes ago alerts you again.

“Yeah hold on I think my phone went off again. Ugh never mind, it was a double Dutch.”
“I hate it when my I think I got a new text but it turns out to be a double dutch!”

by WrXpace September 4, 2022

dutch shovel

A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.

"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

dutch maiden

large pillow,a body pillow

i slept with a dutch maiden last night .

by rat face gigo December 28, 2017

Dutch way

When a crisis situation is managed badly or the measures to counter a problem are too little and too late.

Bro, why you are not taking it seriously? You are doing it the Dutch way.

You should take your responbility. You're doing it the Dutch way.

It sounds like met de Hollandse slag.

by Hollandse slag October 14, 2020

dutch blowjob

Like a Dutch Oven but with a blowjob. While they’re giving you head in bed under the covers, the man farts and hold you under the covers to smell the sweet stench they just released

Linda was giving me a Dutch blowjob last night and she probably won’t ever again

by lmc907 October 15, 2021

dutch breathmint

when you fart into someones mouth.

If you don't shut your face I'm going to give you a dutch breathmint.

by SaraSahara February 5, 2014

Double-Dutch

When two girls wearing clogs eat a croissant out of your ass

Wow that guy smells like croissants, he must of gotten a Double-Dutch last night.

by Meatyballwangmancreamsicle February 24, 2019