Brown Whale

When one is in a body of water deep enough to do a "front flip" in; one pulls down their pants, does the flip under water, and evacuates their bowels when only their rear is exposed above the water level thus making it look like a whale's blowhole spraying brown matter.

"Dude, Todd got so hammered at the mexican restaurant that he did a brown whale in the pool later that night. There was shit everywhere..."

by rajeshkoothrapali August 28, 2012

Pinky & The Brown

Usually a deeply rooted and fabulously loyal multi cultural friendship. When white and brown's finest fuse and create an unstoppable and enviable force.

A clever pun on the epic Warner Bros television series Pinky and The Brain. Can usually be found seeking aesthetically pleasing specimens...or being plain ridiculous!

"Have you met Lauren Smithers and Chanti Tiagi?"

"Yeah, they got that Pinky & The Brown love going on!"

by Gypsyclit April 5, 2010

brown turban

a term for a defecation.
Rolling a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: hey where you goin? the show is about to start.

Man 2: I gotta go roll a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: oh ok.

by Jericho Whiplash August 18, 2010

The Brown Creeper

Someone who creeps around stalking people with threats of attacking them with feces.

Elizabeth was always called The Brown Creeper because she stalked interns and rubbed feces on them when she wasn't looking.

by Jasonfm79 July 14, 2010

Brown Nut

1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.

2. Any man who attempts the above action.

1. I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.

2. Dave is a complete brown nut.

by briantroy March 27, 2011

Gettin Brown

Laying out, getting a tan.

JD is gettin brown at Miramar beach.

by Birincoolio January 15, 2009

Brown-bear it

Basically, to masturbate, publicly or otherwise. In England, it's known as Cinnamon-Bearin' it.
Based off of a sighting of a local grizzly-bear playing with herself at the alaska zoo.
"what the alaska zoo doesn't want you to know!" on you tube.

Lindsay: You have plans tonight?
Becca: Yep. Gonna Brown-bear it at home watching Lost.

by Joey, Becca, and Lindsay May 17, 2008