Morning surprise

When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.

Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise

by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017

Chicago Surprise

The act of leaving ass pennies around town for unsuspecting pedestrians to find.

I was walking by the Willis tower when I bent down to pick up something shiny. "Wow," I thought, "a lucky penny. My luck is surely changing!" I couldn't have been more wrong. As I drew the penny near my face for a closer look, I could tell that I was being punked. The smell of copper laced with rotting feces left no doubt. I'd just found a Chicago Surprise.

by DOTCOM May 9, 2017

Sunrise Surprise

Morning Sex

My wife work me up with some good sunrise surprise sex today

by Mr Fabulastic May 11, 2017

ethiopian surprise

It's literally just nothing

Yo bro what you have for dinner last night?

Oh I had an Ethiopian Surprise

by Gwortley1 June 8, 2017

Strawberry surprise

when you go down on a girl and find out it's her time of the month and she yells "surprise!".

Kate gave me a strawberry surprise last night and I can still taste it.

by Teamice August 4, 2017

Tinder Surprise

A tinder surprise is when you match with someone on tinder and their first message is an unsolicited dick pic/pussy pic. Like a kinder surprise except instead of a toy you get unwanted genetalia

Yo i matched with this awesome girl on tinder but i got a tinder surprise.

by Seantc16 August 12, 2017

Donkey Surprise

In Blackjack, being dealt an Ace after doubling down on eleven.

After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.

by TrickyFrick September 29, 2017