it's sad that one should have to actually read what this statement entails, as it's pretty straightforward.... "Suck my fart" is a wish from a person that dislikes another to suck his or her fart. It could probably be incorporated in fetishistic sexplay, if that's your thing. Barring that situation, this is inherently insulting, as it's understood that no one would like to suck anyone else's fart. It's thought to be a wholly unpleasurable, and degrading experience. Originally, it's been utilized as a play on the old adage " eat my dust", or the take offered by the famous "Flo" on the hit TV series "Alice": "Kiss my grits".
version one: "i hate you, so suck my fart"
version two "I love you, would you like to suck my fart?"
version three* "doctor, would you do me the kindness please and suck my fart outta my ass, . my anus burns... it BURNS, doc! Christ it BURRRRRRRRRRNS!!!!"
*this is a rare usage, but still holds true.
version two "I love you, would you like to suck my fart?"
version three* "doctor, would you do me the kindness please and suck my fart outta my ass, . my anus burns... it BURNS, doc! Christ it BURRRRRRRRRRNS!!!!"
*this is a rare usage, but still holds true.
by the blotch August 08, 2011
by Vivec May 08, 2004
Henri: ugh I've got homework to do tonight...
Benji: lol suck my ass
Henri: You have to shut the fuck up Benji please I will not hesitate to take your head in my thighs and crush it like a fucking watermelon stop it i'm so done with your shit you fucking dickbutt.
Benji: ... suck my ass
Benji: lol suck my ass
Henri: You have to shut the fuck up Benji please I will not hesitate to take your head in my thighs and crush it like a fucking watermelon stop it i'm so done with your shit you fucking dickbutt.
Benji: ... suck my ass
by satmeapnhdaanie October 26, 2014
by Morden June 18, 2008
cock sucking bastard.Adj.-Often refered to as cock sucking bastard by their mate or fucking companion when dissappointed. Verb-A homosexual who is literally sucking a cock and has no father figure.
Ki-Ki: My boy friend went and threw his saggie nuts arond on some skanky slut.
Ki-KI's Mom: Honey thats what we call a cock sucking bastard!
Ki-KI's Mom: Honey thats what we call a cock sucking bastard!
by Nicole September 19, 2003