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super straight 

A bunch of small dick boys/ saggy pussy girls who created a so called sexuality to justify their extreme transphobia. The law states that if u meet a super straight individual, u can spit on them. This spit is allowed to be extremely juicy, just the way they like it. Most of them probably do like to get fucked in the ass occasionally but they do not have the balls to come out of the closet.
max: "hey dude, i am coming out as super straight to you. This was a very hard decision and I m happy to be out of the closet now! *laughs*"
jacob: *SPITS VIOLENTLY ON MAX*
max: "why did you do that man?"
jacob:"this ones for u, you transphobic incel" *KICKS IN BALLS*

prison straight 

A man who is not necessarily gay outside of prison but engages in homosexual acts in prison as the giver (i.e the pitcher) instead of the receiver (i.e. the catcher). Prison straight is a form "justified" homosexuality.
Dude, Tarig is married but he got drunk last night and slipped Dave his hot salame. He's not gay but he's definitely prison straight because he was the pitcher.
prison straight by Kramm January 4, 2008

Super straight 

A term used transphobic people to try to cover up there transphobia. They are also most commonly virgins who are secretly homosexual.
Person 1 :I am super straight so I will not date a trans woman

Person 2 :No you are transphobic

Person 1 :*screams homophobic slurs*
Super straight by Qazwsc March 7, 2021

super straight 

a bunch of insecure pencil dicks
jim: ayo what’s sexuality are you
bob: super straight
jim: you could’ve just said it was small....
super straight by calypsoscout March 9, 2021

super straight 

an invalid sexuality made up by transphobes who want to mask their transphobia and want to seem oppressed. their flag is ⬛🟧 which is awfully similar to the Grindr colours lmao.
person 1- I wouldn't date a trans person I'm only attracted to biological women/men,I'm super straight

person 2- having a genital preference is okay just say that and leave smh you don't have to make up a whole new sexuality, just say you're straight with a preference for vaginas/penis and go 🙄💅

Super straight 

Super straight = small pp and transphobia
Guy: hey I'm super straight

Girl: *walks away*
Super straight by Alex5gum March 8, 2021