hangin thine self 

to ask somebody or one self to hang upon a rope at least 10 feet or 3.048 meters and kill themselves while doing so

hangin thine self you peace of s**t

hangin thine self by Hangin Thine Self April 29, 2025

japanese bed self-pleasure technique 

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.

A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!

japanese bed self-pleasure technique by holysanta July 17, 2025

Un Pat Your Self

Literally the opposite of giving yourself a pat on the back a.k.a. reverse order a.k.a. go fuck yourself mainly a.k.a. get the fuck out of here with a stereotypical Italian accent

Un Pat Your Self on the back and fling your arm away like you are swatting with a pimp slap while saying get the f out of here

Un Pat Your Self by Dr.Yokomo Ohoyo September 26, 2025

screen time—self esteem syndrome

The phenomenon where you have low self-esteem due to screen time limits imposed by your parents, usually if your screen time limits imposed by parents are the strictest amongst all your classmates

With this screen time—self esteem syndrome, I worry if my classmates still continue to chat with me on WhatsApp even when my mom has said, "Get off your phone."

screen time—self esteem syndrome by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

i wet my self...!

when u get real scared, u laughed to hard, or chugged 1/2 bottles of water (totaly didnt happen to me)

here is real story
me: truth or dare?
friend: dare
me: wghars ur dare
friend: drink 1/ 2 bottles of water
20 minutes later
me: uh oh
friend: dude you have to be kiddng me
me: i wet my self...!
friend: laughs so hard*

i wet my self...! by i eat air November 1, 2025

old people's self-reward

A slang term for extra (hours of recreational) screen time that seniors can easily have as a form of self-reward; whilst children, teenagers, and younger adults are subject to more stringent behavior requirements to obtain the same duration of extra screen time due to the presence of third-party authority (parents, teachers, institutions, and employers)

It's wild how my grandparents can rack up hours of screen time as some kind of old people's self-reward, while I have to jump through hoops just to watch an extra episode!

old people's self-reward by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Unsolicited rape self-defense advice

You know that was ME right?

Hym "You know that Unsolicited rape self-defense advice was me and not somebody else, right? In accordance withe Jordan Peterson's thing I want the credit for that I'd any of that worked."

Unsolicited rape self-defense advice by Hym Iam December 11, 2025