1 A sandwich containg the tit of a turkey.
2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
1 Joe: what are you eating?
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......
2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......
2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
by hungry hungry hippo May 3, 2005
Get the Turkey Tit Sandwichmug. Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.
Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.
by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008
Get the Barnyard Testicle Sandwichmug. Made popular by Dean Blundell on The Dean Blundell Show
on 102.1 the Edge, in Toronto.
"It's when you get high with your girl, and your in a park somewhere doin' it, and there's dirt on the ground, and your down there, doin' (pussy licking noises) the thing, and you get a little dirt in there, IT'S THE JAMAICAN DIRT SANDWICH"
"Nah, the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich is bad because the grounds dirty right? And once you get a little dirt, it's not good."
on 102.1 the Edge, in Toronto.
"It's when you get high with your girl, and your in a park somewhere doin' it, and there's dirt on the ground, and your down there, doin' (pussy licking noises) the thing, and you get a little dirt in there, IT'S THE JAMAICAN DIRT SANDWICH"
"Nah, the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich is bad because the grounds dirty right? And once you get a little dirt, it's not good."
"If I'm ever eating the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich in front of you, guaranteed one thing is for sure: We will both be VERY VERY DRUNK, and I wouldn't remember it"
by Scotty900 August 5, 2009
Get the Jamaican Dirt Sandwichmug. The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.
"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."
by C-wak March 29, 2006
Get the turkey sandwich syndromemug. by Chicken lips13 February 9, 2017
Get the Bean sandwichmug. by Errowen June 22, 2015
Get the nut sandwichmug. by Akboy907 February 20, 2014
Get the jiggle sandwichmug.