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Shit Sandwich 

Having to put up with or bear a near intolerable situation
At channel 9 in Sydney:
This conversation was submitted to court in an affidavit by Mark Llewellyn.

Browne said: "We've got big plans for you at the network and Eddie and I think you are one of the real talents at Nine. This is therefore a difficult chat, because there is a shit sandwich you're going to be asked to swallow. We want to cut your pay to $400,000 and we want you to consider taking on one of two new positions."

I said: "That's some shit sandwich
Shit Sandwich by Kelpie67 September 2, 2008
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Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) 

When a male gives his female partner a vodka enema, soaks up the drips with a nice slice of rye bread, then stuffs it in her mouth.

He then flips her around, and proceeds to pleasure her anally.

The trifecta is complete once she swallows the rye bread and cums out the remainder of the vodka enema.

Oh- this all takes place in a gulag.
Jake gave Adrienne a Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) on a glass coffee table in Minsk last week.

meatball sandwich 

when a male tucks his penis and balls in between his ass cheeks. hence, meatball sandwich.

also what james did on big brother 9.
the black quarterback on the football team showed his teammates his meatball sandwich in the locker room.
meatball sandwich by Bradley S. March 25, 2008

skintag sandwich 

H.P.V. skin tags all over some one's inner thighs.
i wanted to eat out my mother in law,but she had a skintag sandwich.
skintag sandwich by pachuco553 April 18, 2009

loser sandwich 

One piece of balogna between two slices of processed cheese. The cheapest sandwich that can be made, eaten in times of extreme broke-ness
I'm eating loser sandwiches 'til Friday when I get paid
loser sandwich by kb1138 August 2, 2009

pizza sandwich

A piece of pizza in between two other pieces of pizza.
Eatin pizza sandwiches. For all you stupid motherfuckers, that's a piece a pizza in between two other pieces a pizza. Next level pizza eating maneuver!

nut sandwich with extra mayo

a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face
I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.