I’m a Russian spy

It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.
Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses

Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy

EVERYONE: GONE
by Ridikreaper June 12, 2023
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Russian edging

When your committing the act of edging think of your dad and try not to bust a huge load
Woah, did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake!
by SaggyNuts March 29, 2024
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Russian edging

while committing the act of edging think of your father titty fucking a frog
Woah! Did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake
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The Tactical Russian

(n) The tactic of using vodka to get a girl drunk in hopes of easy sex.
I always get girls at the bars using the tactical russian.
by HylianPanda February 19, 2014
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russianitis

Russianitis is a disease that turns you russian. That's it.
"ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis
by rhombicosidodecahedronfan100 November 01, 2020
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Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
by juan grand February 10, 2015
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Russian tap water

A cocktail consisting of

Vodka
Water
Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later
by SammyHammy May 26, 2023
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