Jimmy: Mum can you drive me to school I don’t want to take that torturous bus!
Mum: Come on Jimmy it can’t be that bad
One day later...
R.I.P Jimmy, died from lack of entertainment on a bus
Mum: Come on Jimmy it can’t be that bad
One day later...
R.I.P Jimmy, died from lack of entertainment on a bus
by PSEUDONYMSUS November 10, 2017
The fun rod, the fuckstick, the dick, the testicle, the thing that hardens every time I think of something sexual, the fun pole, meat stick, bang rod, hammer, throbbing man sword, love drill, joy stick, one eyed squirrel, pink snake, beef drill, purple headed yogurt slinger, scream machine, daddy's little monster, brother's oscar meyer fire engine, meat helmet, hooded warrior, stiff peter, the john thomas, wife's best friend, peercy, love rocket,the chairman of the board, man steak, cunt buster, hymen battering ram, f-14 tom cat, afvagistan tomahawk, purple steel, russel the love mussel, twig and berries, .38 special, bannana juice, spit launcher, caped crusader, 18 inch alabama black snake, ram rod, anal bloody mary maker, that thing you shove in a cunt, the difference maker, man sausage, sweat bullet, 6 oz marbled rib eye, little slice of heaven, fishing pole, brown trout, pink eel, anal emanicpator, dragon, red rocket, purple headed warrior, saturday night surprise, that thing you love to hate, pleasure seeker, spanky, battle axe, man mellon, baby arm, pussy food, love stick, piston honda, teenage tear maker, pink cannoli stuffer, HBI Hot Beef Injection, the veiny bratwurst, the miracle maker, love cannon, glue shooter, man pipe, my number one employee, the defendant, the weasel, cock, meatslapper or slapstick.
by MG masterov January 10, 2021
Person A: Hey lets ride that bus home!
Person B: It's just a train on a road
Person A: or a very long car
Person B: youre right
Person A: ok lets go home xd
Person B: It's just a train on a road
Person A: or a very long car
Person B: youre right
Person A: ok lets go home xd
by Lm36 May 23, 2020
1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.
2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.
2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.
Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!
Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.
Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.
by Pinnacle Music October 01, 2009
Someone asks who drives the bus and you get nervous and respond saying in a shaky voice "da bus lady"
by gayrights27 January 24, 2022
by Baby_YoBama December 04, 2019