Eternal Nut

A nut so incredibly powerful that it can cause a singularity in the spacetime continuum and rupture the buttholes of all men. If u perform this into a guy’s booty, unfortunately ur semen will vanish into another man’s butthole

Oh shit I accidentally did an eternal nut, where did my homie’s butthole go

by Omega nut masta November 3, 2019

Freedom of Nut

the 28th Amendment. Thou has the permission to nut to anyone, regardless of any previous marriage, crush or dating history.

Thanks to Freedom of Nut I can wack one out to Timmy's girl... nobody has to know 😏.

by chicken fried rice jr. December 7, 2020

Nut hugger

noun. 1. A pejorative term used to describe someone who glorifies a public figure or group (usually an athlete or sports team) to the point of being obnoxious.

Floyd Mayweather has some of the worst nut huggers in the history of sports.

That guy is a total nut hugger for the New York Yankees.

by Davis The Untamed November 7, 2021

Nut cracker

when you balls get hit so hard it explodes

Person 1: hey you steal my peanut >:(((((
Person 2: no
Person 1: yes you did you peice of shit, *does the nut cracker*
Person 2: AHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Person 1: no kid for you :))))))
Person 2: you know what? PROVE IT.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Nut in my mouth oh yeah September 5, 2021

leg nut

leg nut

leg nut yes leg nut

by leg nut August 24, 2021

whore nuts

Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.

Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.

Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.

Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!

by scodder November 15, 2012

nut cannon

The male reproductive organ (ie: the penis)

Larry went over to Joes house to return a barrow video game when Larry saw Joes fathers nut cannon.

by Locher.0 November 14, 2012