Wet noodle

A limp dick energy having person, giving weak energy in response to someone else’s good mood.

Christopher was giving wet noodle energy when he shut down his girlfriend for trying to tell him a joke.

Wet noodle by Blackeyedsuzy November 8, 2025

O’Noodle

O’Noodle is the act of evicting someone for leaving their crusty, stinky, PH bleached underwear all over the place. May also be used to describe the thickest most atrocious eyebrows you have ever seen.

1) Ashley straight up O’Noodled that slob of a roommate out of her dads house!
2) I used both of my thumbs to wipe those O’Noodles off of her face, and everyone cheered!

O’Noodle by Bigahbrain January 13, 2026

out of date pot noodle 

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

out of date pot noodle by mr shush July 27, 2010

Japanese Pan Noodles

The art of eating any noodles, oriental usually, out of a womans ass

Yeah, I gave her some japanese pan noodles and she went crazy!

Japanese Pan Noodles by Darren Pierce April 21, 2011

cook the noodle 

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

cook the noodle by MSM Kids December 25, 2013

foodle your noodle 

Verb: The act of fapping in a particularly creepy manner.

Herbert the pervert: Cone over here little boy. Let me foodle your noodle.

foodle your noodle by ViSiX May 19, 2014

Poodle in my noodle 

A best friend who's one in a million.

I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.

Poodle in my noodle by r siz December 5, 2014