Mouth penis

a. The fleshy, movable, muscular organ, attached in most vertebrates to the floor of the mouth, that is the principal organ of taste, an aid in chewing and swallowing, and, in humans, an important organ of speech.

b. tongue

Please shit on my mouth penis

by Kronica April 1, 2010

Communion in your mouth

Busting a load in someone’s mouth.

Hey holly.. I’m gonna make my communion in your mouth later!

by PeteyPaplo August 15, 2020

stank mouth bitch

A female with an undesirable stench emanating from her mouth, which is usually filled with snaggle teeth.

I was digging her until that stank mouth bitch leaned in and opened that nasty hole in her face.

by Boons-R-Us August 5, 2014

Piss in my mouth

You should ask your friends to do this.
One of two things will happen.
They will either be uncomfortable or they will start pulling their pants down.
If they do indeed start stripping. RUN.

"MOM HELP MY FRIEND JUST TOOK A PISS IN MY MOUTH.

by DickInMyAssholeDaddy December 17, 2021

Lettuce Mouth Jimmy

If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.

"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"

by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019

Unsolicited peepee in mouth

When someone puts their peepee in yourmouth without permission. After they do that you should definitely break up with them but some dumb people don’t do it.

He put an unsolicited peepee in mouth and that’s not ok

by Tablecloth January 2, 2020

Mouthaghitis (Mouth Herpes)

When you have bumps that hurt like pimples (but not pimples), from lickin to much of that tainted goodness.

Michael: my mouth hurts bro
Joe: why?
Michael: I have these bumps on the inside of my mouth, i thinks there pimples?
Joe: nah... you got mouthaghitis (mouth herpes) bro
Michael: what?
Joe: it's when you have bumps on the in side of your mouth, from lickin that tainted goodness.
Michael: oh...gross man.

by Pug A Duck August 8, 2019