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jake

the cutest guy on earth who is hilarious sweet and SHORT HAHAHA. he would be your best friend but your worst enemy if ur mean to him or his friends, but hes loyal and dedicated and always up for a good time. he would do stupid stuff like claim he has 0 rizz when in reality he has the most anyone could have. u go jake
“why is jake so cute STOP”
“idk but to me he looks like a troll doll
by sneakerswish200 January 27, 2023
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Jake Paul

A 24 year old ohio boy who fucks girls 5 times a week
Have you watched jake paul

yeah isnt he logan pauls brother
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Jake

Jake is usually the name of a pussy who gets no bitches, they usually are spotty and have a receding hairline that goes further back then ww2. A jakes dick usually ranges from about 2-4 inches. They are clapped and lanky yutes. Jakes tend to be cancerous.
That jake is clapped
by Sheeeeeesh123 December 3, 2021
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Jake Paul

stupid, retarded, weird, ugly, dumb.
by thooter October 26, 2018
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Jake

A smart outgoing guy that has an amazing smile that can light up the whole world he has a lot of girls going after him but he only has his eyes on one he loves her and would do anything to protect her he generally goes for girls that’s named start with an (A, K, M,L and H)
Christy:Woah look at his eyes his soo cute I wonder if he’d(jake) want to hang ou... oh... *sees him put his arm around his girl ) He has a girlfriend
by Stickstarbust June 19, 2019
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Jake Slack

Jake slack is the lead guitarist in the band chapter 13. He is one hell of a talented geeza.

He is probably the best guitarist you’ll meet, yes Brian May has competition now.
Jake slack is so good at guitar solos. Wow.
by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021
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Jake may

Someone who is attracted to men and/or his mother
Jake may likes aiden juan!
by BLMisTerrorist September 10, 2020
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