by Your Name is Blank April 28, 2010
someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.
Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.
by Mabrus March 15, 2011
An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.
by Indian Alladin December 20, 2020
Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.
Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.
Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?
Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.
Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?
Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.
by AMc799 December 16, 2011
A band who's music is seemingly made for the purpose of car commercials and is overall extremely shitty in any other setting.
by Stuff24 February 08, 2019
basically devo car crash was an event that occurred fairly recently. the absoloute meat head decided to rob a car and CRASHED IT! the absoloute melt put several lives at risk. #whatashitter #dontgetdroppedfromsca #devo.sca #scasfinest
by devo.pxp August 19, 2021