slap the ham

something that is amazing; wonderful

Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩

by starlights7421 May 22, 2021

Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022

clam between the ham

The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over.

When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.

by NP23 June 10, 2016

Eastmas Ham

After serving your family and extended family Christmas Ham for dinner, and you betrothe to them Christmas Ham to-go...and then they take it home, throw it in the freezer in its gallon zip-lock baggie, and serve it back to you at Easter Dinner 105 days later completely flaunting social norms and conventions for all sacred meals.

Something about this ham tastes funny...let me go check the kitchen for the bone/trimmings...wheres the rest of it?! (...looks in the trash for them...)...is that a ziplock baggie? Son of a b*itch...I just got served the Eastmas Ham!

by Professor Crabs April 12, 2023

Turkey Ham

Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.

Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.

Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.

Do you have any Turkey... Ham... Turkey Ham????

...what?

by sfmmxxii November 11, 2022

ham

to ham someone

I am going to ham you.

by iammethisisme September 28, 2020

juliet bra-ham

A girl that once lived in the palace and at a (very) young age she was kidnapped by a wolf. :'(She was living a nice life eating lots of ham.(she ate so much she blew up , legend has it that when Juliet blew up a cloud of smoke in the shape of a bra puffed above her and then rained hammmmmm wooh

Do you know Juliet bra-ham,oh yah I saw her blow up.:)

by meee mis ham May 20, 2022