Fapple

the act of masterbating into a snapple bottle.

Young Billy was forced to fapple when he realized that he was all out of tissues and time.

by AngryPlatypus July 14, 2016

fapiao

A sexual favor performed discreetly in the backseat of a cab by the cab driver on one of the riders which, though not always the case, indicates acknowledgement of a pleasurable cab fare.

It's a taxi, and I asked him to give you the fapiao when you arrive at hotel.

by LikeThe_Debt_CeilingCantHoldUs July 30, 2017

Fapstronaut

You just couldn't stop fapping, even in god damn space...

Jimmy stop jerking off all the time you fucking fapstronaut

by TacoDuke S. September 30, 2021

fapple

When one faps so hard that their penis resembles an apple as a result of the bruising and swelling...

Oh shit dude, I've got such a fapple right now.

by xemness June 24, 2010

faptastic plastic

A condom. Useful tool to prevent your hand from giving you an STD.

I seriously need to get a pack of faptastic plastics.

by Red December 16, 2004

Faptop

A laptop that is used for mainly and quite possibly only for porn. Some people are lonely and the "Faptop" is their only lover (Plus their hands and sex toys).

After doing the spirit bomb of ejaculation to watching some really good Kim Possible Hentai, I couldn't seem to get my Semen out of my keyboard, I really hope I don't destroy my Faptop, then I would never be able to watch TheWizChannel.

by TheWizIV October 11, 2014

fapist

someone who continually lies about being raped.

Manchester United reserve player has be released today after it was revealed the alledged victim was a serial FAPIST.

by The original Sweet-a-bix March 10, 2010