Fake Him

that one guy who swears he’s him but he really isn’t

Isaiah the most fake him of all time , he rides the bench

by JeremyM474 December 08, 2022

fake chill

When one is very upset but tries to play it cool.

Her boyfriend cheated; she's fake chill.

by Zionintu October 14, 2015

#fakeness

the state of being fake

what’s scary bout success is all the bullsheeeet that comes with it. #fakeness

by BumStatusYo January 10, 2019

Never J-Fake

J-Fake: Something that is complete fabrication. To Never J-Fake is to keep it real at all time, with all things.

A lie. (J-Fake)

Not true or real. (J-Fake)

Cap. (J-Fake)

Kizzy. (J-Fake)

Never J-Fake with me and I'll Never J-Fake with you.

Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.

Stop all that J-faking.

Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.

by IV000 November 11, 2020

fake penis

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.

Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.

by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019

FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.

For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!

by Smooax September 04, 2020

Phony Fake Bitch (P.F.B.)

A female who lies about anything and everything. A female who portrays herself to be something she isn't.

Let me explain something about her to you. She is a Phony Fake Bitch (P.F.B.). You can tell she has her master's degree in being a P.F.B.

by Flusie October 02, 2024