The Cadbury Egg comes out Easter time, it is a chocolate egg filled with a creamey gooey center. Hence giving someone a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss is the act of fucking someone, filling their ass with cum then planting a big kiss on their asshole afterward. Anyone can perform this on anyone and you don't have to wait for easter.
by jpg3 September 14, 2010
Get the Cadbury Egg Ass Kissmug. When the hooker you hired gives you an old fashioned Eggs Danny Thomas but enhances the experience by giving you a little pressed ham on that glass table top before taking your money and leaving you feeling empty and remorseful.
I can't believe that nasty hooker dropped me an Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham then took my $50. I never even got a nut. I am such a f***ing loser.
by Eaton Holgoode August 1, 2019
Get the Eggs Danny Thomas with Hammug. 1. A guy's first time he 'accidently' slips his cock into his girl's asshole while banging her doggie-style.
2. A guy's first time dry humping his boyfriend when his cock 'accidently' slips into his boyfriend's bunghole.
"Green" because he thinks he invented this ploy. Ham for her ass. A Dr. Seuss reference for all the parents in the world who can now read this story in a new light.
2. A guy's first time dry humping his boyfriend when his cock 'accidently' slips into his boyfriend's bunghole.
"Green" because he thinks he invented this ploy. Ham for her ass. A Dr. Seuss reference for all the parents in the world who can now read this story in a new light.
Susie Sweetbread was so wet, that while I was slapping my slender hips against her nubile hind end, when my tender young boner popped out of her twat and into her virgin stankhole, I didn't know we was making green eggs and ham till I looked down because she was a screaming for glory.
by fga February 7, 2005
Get the green eggs and hammug. A common response to something so horrible, annoying, disgusting, and/or crazy that it needs to be killed before it makes more of itself, hence "lays eggs."
by DameonDice September 18, 2012
Get the Kill it Before it Lays Eggsmug. A polite way to say "nobody wants to have sex/kids with her."
Eggs is implied to mean future children.
Eggs is implied to mean future children.
by Magzillas January 28, 2010
Get the No one wants those eggsmug. "eggs are tasty. the egg could be a sunny-side up, hard boiled, scrambled, etc. if the egg is fresh baked, i will do a dance with my friends on top of the british flag with my man, plumpous"
-Tahan
-Tahan
by RickRollin with Slim Shady February 10, 2022
Get the When the egg is fresh bakedmug. by phil April 8, 2005
Get the egg whitemug.