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dylan

dylan can be used as a verb or an adjective. Dylan, also know as a blue waffle enthusiast does not profess one, but several trades, including but not limited to; lumberjack, welder, mechanic, landscaper, chef, bartender, east islipian and of course the one and only suze keeper. If you have 20/20 vision dylan does NOT fuck with you. although you may believe that with all these trades you might have a helping hand. WRONG. he will not. he is a rude cunt and you will know when he doesnt like you. although he pretends to hate the one and only, "chi chi". deep down there is eternal love, NO one can get in between. he has quite a "roster of bitches" lined up- dont be fooled.. despite the number,you can still be next. despite numerous attempts to break his strange addiction, this man enjoys drinking rat poison- others may refer to it as "naturdays". on an road to recovery to get over the bond he possess' with chi chi, they will constantly find their ways back to each other as they are destined for love. now a bachelor, he will roam the town on the prowl for pussy and will not stop until until he succeeds. if you try to call dont be surpised when you get a "whats up", hes probably simping.
oh my god! youre acting like such a dylan!
by wildchichi120503 November 15, 2021
mugGet the dylanmug.

Jack dylan grazer

Person 1 : did you see Jack dylan grazer

Person 2 : who ? That sex god over there
by Romey Grazer October 22, 2020
mugGet the Jack dylan grazermug.

Dylan

Dylan: isobel royle should date him
by Dylan woah October 25, 2020
mugGet the Dylanmug.

Dylan O’Brien

The hottest men on earth.
Person 1: do you know Dylan O’Brien?

Person 2: yeah Dylan O’Brien is like the hottest person alive
by Slayingwithdyslexia May 31, 2022
mugGet the Dylan O’Brienmug.

Dylan Hopper

by ttashxoxo February 20, 2019
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dylan

dude with a flat perm that will make u think he's not smelly when he is and bring u to see the sunrise even though it's facing the other way
dylan's mom has got it going on
by athenenene July 8, 2021
mugGet the dylanmug.

Dylan

A drak entity that sits in his cave and feasts on his prey to sure justice to the lord. the harvest will commence and the reckoning will become. The end is near, the devil god dylan is coming. #speaking from the heart #nigger
that nigger is such a dylan
by anonymous December 16, 2021
mugGet the Dylanmug.

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