Danko

Adjective meaning a person who enjoys drawing people naked and making inappropriate references to stuff including musical books tv shows and you and your friends relationships

Friend 1: "Hey it would be great if you two made out"

Friend 2: "No it wouldn't ugh your such a danko"

by Mackey the Fish February 9, 2017

dankies

Yourself, something pertaining to you, your body part, your self image.

Dude, you just troped your dankies!
(See: Troped)

by J Begg January 29, 2005

r/dankmemes

it's like r/memes but better

Dude: go sub to r/dankmemes
Normie: what's the point? I'm already subbed to r/memes

by Jawsattachs April 30, 2019

Titanium Shlankle-Dankey

A machine powered by titanium chunks that can turn any matter into toast.

Hey, have you heard of the titanium shlankle-dankey? I heard that it turns anything into toast!

by TheDemon November 28, 2006

Danksgiving

1) When you go to a thanksgiving party and everything goes as planned and the turkey is perfectly cooked.
2) After smoking a lot and I mean a lot of weed, get the munchies, and then have an "awesome" meal
3) What I did on thanksgiving, go to a boring ass hippy party, find some friends that you werent expecting to see, getting some chronic joints blazed, passing them to the right, and having a "fuckin sweet" time.

Square: Man I had the best Thanksgiving ever, it was so dank! Almost like a Danksgiving...
Smokey McPot: Dude my old highschool friend came up from LA last weekend he we got him so baked!!! (laughter) he thought it was the best Danksgiving ever!
Me: (2:30 pm) Dude we have to be here till like 6.
Me: Why is it taking so long to roll that joint??
(minutes later) *cough* *cough* Dude this gravy is giving me funny looks... (more laughter)

by Pete...Jones November 27, 2009

schwag dankus

Oxymoronic description of the simultaneous relation to a positive experience such as being high going along with the music . A performance that increases a high based off the performance of the live act .

We got Schwag Dankus’d so hard when that shitty DJ got off and the better one came on .

by Jj champagne January 15, 2020

DankMaNank

To be Incredibly fresh or potent. And fresh, can take the meaning of unmeasurable cool points.

DAMN! that shit is dankmanank

by LuaPauL November 9, 2008