It Smells Like College

An uber-alcoholic drink mixed from the last dregs and drops of various bottles in the liquor cabinet, flavored with fruit juice, soda, and other flavorings added in an attempt to make it drinkable. The sole purpose of the drink is to get plowed.

Todd: Dude, taste this! It's an old family sangria recipe.
Scott: (sniff) What the crap, dude! It smells like college! I almost puked in the cup!

by et_corde July 8, 2010

Bishop's college nigga

A nigga that always feel Dem uptop but Dem ah wasteman

I can't believe I dated a Bishop's college nigga

by Hotgirl3456 April 22, 2019

Eton College Christening

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.

We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.

by Blobbo May 31, 2013

Perth College (PC)

After dating a Perth College chick for a few months now, I can confirm that it is the rattiest school in Perth. They gander about irrelevant beef and have been abided by Jesus himself to never touch a drug. They are all bent as fuck but play an important roll in increasing Perth’s slut count.

David cunt, who’s that hoe you were with, I betcha it was a Perth College (PC) bird!

by bumtownbabi November 2, 2020

Saint Anselm College

Petty fiefdom of warlord Fababa the Hutt. Comrade Commissar and Dolores Umbridge run the school with a colorful fist. Only school in the nation that needs an AA club.

THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE FOOD! On a more serious note, the food is worse than Valley Street Maximum Security Jail just 10 minutes away in the heart of the Queen City (t's very nice there). Highest recorded body count: 116, record goes to Joe. This poster knows of at least two brothels (greek life) on campus.

FUN FACT: Simping was invented in 1992 on September 25th at precisely 10:22 PM at Saint Ass when John Simp couldn't get it up with the girl's hockey captain.

"Too many stairs, 6/10" - IGN
"Smelly" - Particular Student Leader
"DIRTYYYYY DOMMMMMMMMMM" - Dead man
"Dom gave me gonorrhea, never trust a dom rat" - That dude in Hil
"Did you know that Uppers has A/C in every town house, but they only turn it on during Alumni weekend in the summer because admin is fucking misers?" - Ex Staff Member
"One of the monks just banned me from Dom" - Dom Rat
"Not enough chins" - Uppers Slut

Only thing Physical Pant is good for is hiring old washed out white doods.

SAC Student: I graduated Saint As with straight 'A's
UNH Student: Wow, congratulations, you must be very smart
SAC Student: Nah, I just blew the president

Local: Wow, you go to Saint As? Tulsi Gabbard was just there, did you see her?
SAC Student: No, I was too busy downing a couple kegs with my buddy dead on the couch

News Headline: "CDC investigating reports that COVID-19 originated from Dominic Hall in the Spring of 2019"

THERE IS NO MOLD AT SAINT ANSELM COLLEGE

by FababaTheHutt March 22, 2022

Dubois College House

One of the University of Pennsylvania's college houses. Although it is considered by many to be the "black dorm", there is a good amount of ethnic/racial diversity. The house is ran by the iron-fisted Ms. Trish who loves to send a 1000 emails in the span of hours. While there is no A/C and kitchenettes are a joke, the rooms are quite large.

Person1: Hey, where do you live?

Person2: Dubois College House.

Person1: Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that.

by 2013quaker May 30, 2011

Emory & Henry College

A college nearest Bristol Virginia that is both prestigious and completely unknown to anyone outside the Emory Bubble. It is also a Methodist Private Liberal Arts school go figure. The students are great, but includes many crazies. It’s the deep Deep South.

I get so much great tea and gossip when I go up to Emory & Henry College. There’s so many crazies.

by StormWolf56 January 15, 2018