Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.
by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021
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guy 2: LITTERLY YES HES MY FAVORITE SOUNDCLOUD RAPPER!!
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s t r e a m w a t e r t h e b ! 7 c h
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A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.
Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
by anonymous March 31, 2021
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Get the captainmcbussyfarts mug.Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
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