one-eyed brother

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His one-eyed brother is too big

by ali alavi November 10, 2014

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my brother

your brother is the weirdest person you'll ever meet and he'll always smell like rotten and cheese and ugly fake cry but then he'll look in the mirror and just realized that he's ugly all the time. But he's a partner in crime, so you should keep him around.

my brother is very weird

by theecho January 30, 2024

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Eximo Brothers

When you and your friends exes are now sleeping with each other, you are now bonded as Eximo Brothers.

Guy: Hey did you hear Kacie is together with brad now.
Girl: HA that shit show won't last, I guess that makes is Eximo Brothers.

by Sleepipanda July 30, 2023

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passport brother

passport brother is the unabbreviated form of passport bro. A passport bro is someone who travels to a developing country, usually the global south, in order to geomaxx, i.e. improve their chances at a love life

he a passport brother, thats why he's moving to Thailand, specifically Bangkok if u kno what I mean

by Fsirccpo December 12, 2024

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Brother

A brother is someone who constantly beat you up, break your dreams, supresses you, make you look bad in front of your patents, eat your candy, snitch to your parents and wake you up with a knife one inch from your head!

Still (it appears) your parents say that it's your brother and you should love each other unconditionally. If you're home alone with your brother for a day or two, i wouldn't wonder if you newer woke up again, or woke up with a pillow presses to your face.

But on the other hand, if you where the only child in the house, you would probably suffer from diabetes...

Me: "My back hurt and i don't believe in myself"
Friend: "I'd hate to have a brother"
The most anxious, depressed and unpopular guy at school: "I have 3"

by Jimmy Jackson Potter November 6, 2019

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