Bleachkid

Bleachkid is a nigga who sit in thier mom's basement crying because he have no pussy.

Lmao bleachkid is the only kid in our school who have no pussy.

by Bleachkid October 19, 2019

bleachedlung

When you watch COVID briefings and the Prez says maybe you should test disinfecting the lungs.

Him: Did you see the ambulance at Bob’s house?
Her: Yeah, he’s got bleachedlung from eating Tide Pods after watching the Prez.

by stuartc1 April 24, 2020

Bleacher Christian

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian

Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst

by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020

bleacholic

someone who drinks a shit ton of bleach

“what’s up with lola”
“oh she’s drinking bleach again”
“she’s officially bleacholic”

by toenaillover September 25, 2020

bleacher creatures

Term for the drug sub-culture in some Long Island High Schools in the 1970s and 1980s. Derived from the act of smoking pot and hanging out under the bleachers before school began.

"Here comes a bleacher creatures. Do they ever go to class straight?"

by Shabadoobiedo November 11, 2020

bleachellasthe1

the queen of stan twitter, she owns bleachella and is obsessed with cornelia street (the best song of all time, according to her) she’s iconic and legendary. she stans taylor, selena and dua (mainly).

OMG! bleachellasthe1 liked my tweet! I’m so happy I got noticed!

by bleachellasthe1 December 5, 2020

Bleaching the Limestone

When an albino man ejaculates on the chiseled abs of another albino man or woman.

When he saw his abs he knew it was perfect for bleaching the limestone.

by All Bets Hedged December 10, 2020