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Kyle pool pirate

Big meanie who is chicken to play others in basketball because he is bad at it
Kyle pool pirate is a big meanie he thinks he cool
by big_dog33 August 1, 2021
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Pirate plating

An act of using parts and/or walls that are fastened into place, and then removed for other purposes in surface displacement.
My car was so corroded that we had to use pirate plating just to pass inspection. The only problem is none of my repairs were legit.
by Laser platforms November 3, 2022
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Angry Pirate

Screaming hazarrrrd after ejacing in a ship wench, filling her to the brim after 5 consecutive weeks of anal and peanut butter monkey head.
Im gonna show that bitch of a wench what it truly means to get fucked vigourously by an angry pirate!!“

“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“
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Suburban Pirates

Pirates without a ship or ocean but go on adventures like pirates and find and pillage like pirates
who the hell are you calling punks?! we're suburban pirates
by captainjamesswapdadeck February 9, 2013
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cry baby pirate bitch

when your “friend” is a cry baby pirate bitch
boy:you you should play a game with us
boy2:yea join us
gingy:no
boy:why?
gingy:bc im a cry baby pirate bitch

this is what happens when your “friend” is a cry baby pirate bitch
by im-cooler-than-you July 11, 2022
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mountain pirate

A mountain pirate can be identified by three defining characteristics:

1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.

2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.

3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
“Your behavior is landing you dangerously close to earning the title of mountain pirate. Also obviously your mother is concerned.”
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Pirate

One who commits the act or crime of theft.
"Whatch out, this guy is a pirate!"
by djacicc November 19, 2023
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