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Jacob

A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.
Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.
by Paypayufo December 4, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is a name for a guy who likes to sleep with his girlfriends best friend behind her back on the day of her birthday.
UGH! You hear about that guy named Jacob? He is such a player!
by 1234thedoor December 2, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.
Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday
by Ha I got you December 25, 2019
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Joe Jacob

A little boy who plays fortnite and calls every single living thing the N-word. Loves hentai, but will try to deny it for odd reasons. Also worships xxxtentacion like a god because he can relate to him. Like every other kid.
Guy 1: Bruh my grandma died last night. I’m so sad.
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob
by Adrian 666 January 3, 2019
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Jacob

That type of guy who would go to Calgary with his girlfriend rather than the boys. Also someone who doesn’t tell anyone he’s going….at least get engaged.
by Thatnigboi November 23, 2021
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jacob choi

by gex simp November 22, 2023
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Jacob

A dumbass trannie that has lying hair and looks like a gorilla and has a small dick maybe he doesn't have dicl but fs if you see him runnn!!!
Oh my look its Jacob let's get out of here
by Hdhdjennddj November 15, 2019
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