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Self-Gun

The act of pointing a firearm at your own head and pulling the trigger.
by Suldebaker April 2, 2020
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How did he get the gun?

"HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN!?" ~ Lib-tard
Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"

Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"

Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."

Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
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Gun

by Hotdogthingamapbop August 23, 2022
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gun cabinet

Slang term for a man's crotch.
"Janet reached into Jack's Gun Cabinet and pulled out his six shooter. Unfortunately, it only shot blanks."
mugGet the gun cabinetmug.

machine gunning

Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....
That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...
by NutrientubusMeaGallus August 21, 2022
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Potato Gunning

When you have gas behind a turd and the gas shoots the poo out
Do you ever just go to take a shit and not realize there’s a gas bubble behind your turd and it shoots out like you’re a human potato gun? Potato gunning
by Potato gunner September 22, 2023
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Blue Gun

Also known as the "Nuke Gun", a powerful gun that is able to shoot a high power nuke; only comes with 3 shots.
I really hope no one comes down with the blue gun... what's that in the sky? is that the su-
by PocketPallie April 9, 2022
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