by justcallmewebster March 18, 2014
Get the uncle sammingmug. 
The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.
by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022
Get the I’ll be a monkey’s unclemug. When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make and The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!
by The Uncle Larry August 9, 2015
Get the The Uncle Larrymug. by chicken likka September 27, 2023
Get the Uncle Colonmug. 
Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud, funny, and obsessed with things like politics, sports TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.
You: I have an uncle.
by MsJacques August 14, 2023
Get the Unclemug.