gollum like twat

It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.

Oi, you gollum like twat.

You fucking gollum like twat.

by Xodi January 28, 2017

Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.

Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.

by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019

southern twat

THE BEST THING YOU CAN CALL A GIRL IN THE SOUTH

you are a southern twat and want to ride you like a bull

by kivaiubki November 21, 2020

twat toot

When engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the penis enters.

Stephanie got so wet last nite during sex she began to twat toot.

by The Wordmieser December 1, 2015

Twat

Someone who over excessively sends pointless tweets every 5 seconds.

Becky on Twitter:

-Just woke up!
-about to get in the shower!
-blow drying my hair!
-what to wear what to wear?
-eating pancakes!
-in my car!
-halfway to school!
-at school!
-in first block!
-ETC.

Rachel on her phone:
OMGGGG! Becky is such a friggen Twat!

by purtyyyyygirlllllll November 14, 2010

twat peddler

1. some who sells women for sex in order to obtain income or other personal favors
a.k.a. a pimp

"See that man with the big hat with a feather and baby powder, he's a twat peddler."

by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008

twat

The past tense of a spectacularly bad tweet.

That dick just twat that boys cant code

by danmux November 1, 2017