Insta-twat

The person in the office who only talks about her cats Instagram page and is generally very distracting. She will also post on Instagram as her cats

Stop being an insta-twat I need to get some work done.

by 3001spike October 1, 2018

twat laugh

laughing at something for the sake of laughing

Someone talks
*Twat laughs*

by dsghfkjhsafhdsl October 4, 2018

twat garden

A hairy and unkempt vagina.

That Sarah has never shaved her pussy. She's got a real twat garden growing.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.

Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*

by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018

cumt twat

An Andrew! Aka an Andy!!

Whoever drives that red s-10 is a cumt twat!

by Only1for4family May 18, 2018