Twat

The past tense for Tweet; as on Twitter.

I just twat about the party.

by Cantrix August 3, 2009

twat

the british greeting

'ahhh my favourite twat how are you?'

by my balls hurt689540 March 5, 2023

Fusker Twats

A term you use to get the attention of the assholes that are actively ignoring you in a group chat. Synonym for Fusker Twats includes Cunt and dickheads

Person: Hey guys what's up.
Person: Hello anyone there?
Person: Hey Fusker Twats answer me!

by Fodanglinator March 30, 2016

twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)

Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!

by Jameson Ashlee August 31, 2013

cumt twat

An Andrew! Aka an Andy!!

Whoever drives that red s-10 is a cumt twat!

by Only1for4family May 18, 2018

twat

1: Another term for bitch in Britain.

2: You.

ComedyShortsGamer is a twat.

Only twats can dance like that.

You are a twat.

by NaomiLolz December 17, 2015

Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.

Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."

by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021