toilet 2for

When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.

Biff: Dude I just got a toilet 2for in the Hooters bathroom

Rod: Nooiicce!

by anonymous July 30, 2024

Toilet Spores

The germs and fecal particulates that emanates out of the toilet during a flush.

Always lower the seat when flushing the toilet to prevent the spread of toilet spores.

by ESDI-80 August 15, 2024

toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.

Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.

by Bidet King August 16, 2024

Toilet chomper

A term used to insult someone saying that they use the toilet to much.

"Brian you are such a toilet chomper, stop eating so much taco bell."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Toilet Stool

A Southern U.S. term for a toilet, most often used by people who were born no later than the 1930s.

Grandma bellowed, "Boy, get in here and come clean up this pee from 'round my toilet stool!"

by The TrUth will find you out September 24, 2023

Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.

After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.

by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023

Toilet Mace

Spray to mask the smell of the tooket

I sprayed the toilet mace to mask the smell of that poop

by Krazypeanut October 6, 2023