fake n' bake

noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans too much and that you can never really tell what their natural hair color is

verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair

noun- "Damn, check out "fake n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."

verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....

by smart blond <--- lol December 9, 2004

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Jackaroni n' cheese

The act of putting one's penis into a medium to large bowl or pot of macaroni and cheese and then ejaculating.

Stacy: Did you hear what Kyle did?
Megan: No, What?
Stacy: He had a jackaroni n' cheese!
Megan: No way!

by Lonely_Bigcock August 9, 2013

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Deader n shit

Anything that is obviously dead and has been dead for a while.

Bubba told his friend Ned that Cooter, his yella dog, got hit by a truck. Ned asked Bubba if Cooter got hurt. Bubba blubbered "Cooter was deader n shit."

by Bigalfa1 July 27, 2008

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