The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by anonymous December 16, 2021

Mike Vick

7 Grams of weed or other drugs

“Yo bro can I come by after work and pick up the Mike Vick?”

by DickieDoThangz January 18, 2022

Mikes mustang

A clean low mile mustang because it has been in the shop it's whole life waiting for repairs

Mikes mustang is clean and has low mileage because it has been in the shop it's whole life waiting for repairs

by No smoke July 18, 2023

Butter Mike

A guy that always has a little giz on his penis tip.

Michele: Rob is such a butter Mike he needs to learn to wipe his tip. He zippers are always rusty from the giz.

by Starviolet November 24, 2018

mike ruszczyk

fortnite pro ; prefers girls the age of 15-16 since tinder didn’t work out ; has a foot fetish, likes to be toxic to byronn and esther and enjoys selfies with stuffed toys

mike ruszczyk is behind you!

by Bywo December 9, 2018

Mike Liu

Based!

Wow that was SO Mike Liu

by Sickballer6969699696969 July 13, 2023

Mike Mike Mike

A large and fat man who causes earthquakes every time he walks. He is known to weigh over 4000000 trillion tons

1. Mike Mike Mike: I am *heavy breathing* exhausted *heavy breathing* and tired *heavy breathing* *heavy breathing*

2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025