TEXAS CHILI BOWL

when you take cocaine and snort it out of a girls vagina and then when she falls asleep you put chili in her vagina too and lick it until she wakes up than you masturbate to animal planet .

i had a texas chili bowl with my girlfriend last night.

by gaterman February 8, 2010

texas cuntfucker

The act of shitting in your partners mouth and your proceeds to give you a blow job with the shit still in their mouth

Yo Nigga I gave Tyrone a Texas cuntfucker last night

by infant annahilator September 5, 2014

texas turtle head

When you have a turtle head poking out and a guy sticks his dick on the turtle head and keeps shoving it in and out

She was so nasty she wanted me to do a Texas turtle head with her

by im dat guy... April 12, 2015

texans

Wow some tool was bored enough to find my def and offended enough to respond to it (see above, or mabey below by now tool's def), congrats :)

we are not all texans in texas, but we are all americans(quasi-intulectual bullshit)= i prove my own intellect by finding obscure defs and flaming them

by smiling_weasle November 2, 2006

Texas Steam Pot

When a man is taking a big shit while getting head from another person

There's nothing better than a good ol' texas steam pot

by Bill O'reilly April 17, 2006

Texas Chili Bowl

When a man of seventy years of age has sex with a fetus and pours texas chili sauce its eye cavities and bleeds the ass hole to smash a telephone in there while taking a dump on the flag of Ukraine and eating the fetus, with the telephone

"Hi Mom"
"Can I Have A Texas Chili Bowl"
"Sure Son"

by DJ Psyko December 13, 2006

texas tea

Another definition of Texas Tea is the spit produced from a smokeless tobacco user.

A spittoon contains texas tea

by J. Merriam November 2, 2007